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there be gays here

dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.


davesterder:

Best buds

davesterder:

Best buds


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cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun


asieybarbie:

ignore anyone who tells you otherwise.


me writing smut

  • Me: Cock...................
  • Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this

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ceres-livannie:

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ceres-livannie:

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ask-thehooded:

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU


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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going


zackfair:

That specific scene in a videogame that no matter how many times you experience it, makes you as emotional as when you first played it


leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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vodkarising:

Original idea by frstraekitty


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alizabug:

PUNKASS NON-EUCLIDEAN BOOK JOCKEYS

alizabug:

PUNKASS NON-EUCLIDEAN BOOK JOCKEYS


borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE



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